ALEX - ALBANY / Silverdale

About me

0284075685
Text only, strictly NO CALLS!

●●●I am working from my ALBANY location all of November/December

AVAILABILITY for week of 11 Nov
Wed
2-7pm
Thurs
2-7pm
Fri
2-9pm
Sat
2-9pm
Sun
1-7pm

(OUTCALLS are available in Albany, Whangaparaoa areas, Warkworth, Orewa.
WEST AKL areas close to Lincoln Rd/Henderson/Swanson/Ranui)

☆☆Hey there handsome men and beautiful women! My name is Alex, and I'm here to share my delicious slender body with you!☆☆

♡I love to please and play, summer is coming, let's get some Sexercise to work on our beach bods!
I offer lots of different services and options, so please read below to "meet" me!

●●●YOU MUST READ ALL OF MY AD THOUGHROULY!!!●●●
GRR! After many years of working up here on the beautiful coast, I've never had to type this before, how sad!
-I love my job but I tolerate not one single drop of bullsh**t!
-I really didn't want to have to put on my grumpy voice but I don't think it is too much to ask for RESPECT

●It is VERY obvious to me if you have NOT read the ad therefore you will get no reply at all. Even if you keep pestering me
-I spend an absurd amount of time, energy and money to make this as easy as possible for my clients
-Working girls are equals, not less
-This is my work, my income, my home you are entering, my body you are touching. Be mindful I give YOU alot of myself, my energy, my spirit and time
-The word NO means.... NO! I'm only going to say it once
-ONLY contact me once you have read the ad, and if your mother taught you consideration and respect. If you cannot follow that simple instruction you will not be walking through my doors let alone get between my legs.

I am fun, silly, always happy, I love to see people SMILE, so don't mess with my vibe, it's not fun being a nag!

♡To the 85% of you who do not fall into the above "pain in the ass" category, THANK YOU for being SO amazing. A special thanks to all my delicious regulars, new and old! Love ya! ♡

●●LOCATION●●
- Silverdale/Orewa area (not till end of November)
- Albany/Rosedale Road area
-I operate independently, privately and discreetly.
-I am VERY clean, my health and hygiene is paramount! I ABSOLUTELY EXPECT MY CLIENTS to be of the same standard!

Seasonal rates below
●●RATES●●
-Full service
-Sensual massage
-Full service and sensual massage together

$180 HOUR
$150 45 MINS
$130 HALF HOUR
$100 QUICKY SERVICE (15 mins, includes bj/hj/sex, or just hj/bj, whatever you need)

-Prices NON negotiable, CASH payment ONLY
-It's best to contact me before 1pm to enquire. I work most days, my available hours range between midday - 10pm.

-You are paying for my !TIME! you can choose how to use that time in whatever way you wish. Sex or no sex, prices are the same for the length of time booked.

●●??WHO'S ALEX??●●
-I have a very slim size 4-6 figure, perky B cup breasts, soft olive skin, kiwi euro, a very down to earth lady with high class experience. Long blonde hair, though I am always playing with fun colours and styles.
Slender, ridiculously long legs, a peachy little ass, a pretty face (apparently!) soft skin and wandering hands of course!

-I am well educated, fun, cheeky- I LOVE a good laugh! No robotics, I am relaxed, silly and talkative! I am drug, drink, and crazy free! (4/20freindly, welcome to byo, smoking/vaping is allowed)

-I'm a good listener, so if you are wanting advice/tips etc for your personal sex life I am more than happy to help you gain experience and ideas. If you're seeking company, someone to just chit chat to about anything for a little bit, I am fine with that too!

-I present myself in casual, cute dresses/lingerie and heels. I am happy to wear specific clothing if you have a particular request (examples: stockings, leggings, sneakers, denim shorts, sportswear, a particular colour etc)

●●MY PHOTOS●●
I assure you my pictures are real, recent, authentic, verified and show my body EXACTLY as it currently is. What you see is what you get. You will not be greeted at the door by an elderly asian woman!
-The only editing that has been done is the backgrounds and removal of my tattoos for my anonymity. No edits to my body shape/size, breasts, height, weight etc.
Do not ask for face pics. For obvious reasons.

●●IMPORTANT NOTES●●
-I REALLY HONESTLY DO NOT CARE AT ALL!! what you look like, how much you weigh, the size of your dick, your ethnicity or your age. You're all beautiful!
All I need from you darlings is to please be respectful, mindful of my safety, clean, time conscious, and just a decent human being. The perfect recipe for us to have a little naughty time!
-MUST be 18+
-Don't be shy to ask me anything! I'm not as grumpy as this as ad makes me sound, I promise!
-I am COMPLETELY non judgemental, and of course hold the utmost discretion (which I expect to be reciprocated 100%)
-Please communicate professionally, respectfully, and efficiently to get what you want!
Only contact me if you are genuinely wanting a booking or to ask related questions.
-Dick pics/vulgar language/talking to me like I'm a peice of steak/getting your knickers in a twist/packing tantrums will be ignored/reported blocked.
-Please respect my boundaries, I have them in place for a reason.

●●SEE PHOTOS FOR MY LISTS OF SERVICES!

●●ILLEGAL SERVICES and SERVICES STRICTLY UNAVAILABLE ●●
I am not desperate by any means, I do not need nor wish to participate in illegal and unsafe measures.
-NO NATURAL SERVICES (illegal by NZPC Act HC2.1, minimum punishment $10,000 fine) anyone who requests this will be reported to NZPC/Escortify/Blacklist Pool and your details will be shared WIDELY. My influence reaches far beyond Silverdale.
-No KISSING my face/lips.
-NO PNP/DR*G OFFERS, crackheads aren't cool.
-NO CAR SERVICES, stay classy lads.
-NO SHOWS, it really is not hard to be considerate if you cannot make it.
-No payment via petrol vouchers/jewellery/contras/internet banking.

Got all that?? I hope so! Because I look forward to hearing from you! Come say hi and have a giggle!
♡ Alex ♡