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About me

— Welcome Lads and Gents —

The following blurb is tailored to practical applications. It is not a personal or flirty biography but a concise summary of relevant info for functional use. Please excuse my methodical approach – I’m 'real' in person, after the business side of things is done :)


PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION CAREFULLY.


{[ Services I DO offer ]}

๏ Outcalls: No extra charge for bookings within a 60 km radius of the CBD. Please see the 'additional price information' below for outcalls beyond a 60 km radius of the CBD. I have my own safe and reliable transportation. Living situations must be discussed and agreed upon prior to booking confirmation (e.g., 2+ people present at the venue or RVs).

๏ Phone consultations: 30-minute phone consultations can be provided for service users who need more guidance in making bookings.

๏ Standard bookings: include one shot, handjob, blowjob, intercourse, massage, and standard sex-positions (doggy-style kneeling or standing, and missionary with male or female on top).

๏ GFE bookings: include standard booking services, plus multishots, multiple sex-positions, passionate kissing, passionate mutual oral (includes cunnilingus), and are basically more “girlfriendly”.


{[ Services I DO NOT offer ]}.

๏ Incalls: No incalls are provided in my business.

๏ Virtual: I do not provide ANY virtual services, except for phone consultations. I do not send pictures. I do not engage in lengthy conversations via text/email. If our business requires extensive consultation, a phone consultation service and fee will be required.

๏ Natural: Absolutely NO natural services are provided in my business.

๏ Car jobs: Absolutely NO car jobs are provided in my business.


{[ Grey Areas ]}

๏ Extras: I have some experience with 'role-play,' 'tease and tie,' ‘greek,' and 'light BDSM.' If you are interested in the extras listed above, an initial (separate) booking of standard/GFE is required to build rapport. Afterward, I will consider providing the extra(s) depending on compatibility and feasibility. If an extra you are interested in is not listed on my profile, I do not provide that service, so please do not ask.

๏ 24+ hour bookings: A 10% deposit is required to secure a booking, as well as separate sleeping quarters (i.e., Airbnb, hotel, motel, etc.). If you are unable to provide separate sleeping quarters, a shorter initial (separate) GFE/standard booking is required to build rapport. Afterward, I will consider providing a longer service depending on compatibility and feasibility.

๏ RSVP: In case I am otherwise engaged, service users may receive a delayed response after reaching out to me. I will RSVP as soon as I am available to do so. However, if you would prefer that I DO NOT RSVP, please state this in a concluding message.


{[ Musts ]}

๏ Pay upfront and in cash: for all services/rates agreed upon. I do not accept bank transfers.

๏ Be healthy: Health exam upfront - namely for STDs/STIs and contagious infections/diseases. If you are unwell, either in the ethereal or corporeal sense, the booking may be terminated upon discovery of ill health.

๏ Shower: All service users must shower to a satisfactory degree immediately before the service commences. Service users who shower before I am present will be scrutinised. Please don’t be offended if I ask you to shower again.

๏ Wear a condom: This is non-negotiable. A condom must be worn throughout any sexual acts.


{[ Immediate Termination ]}

๏ With refund: service users may terminate the booking within the first 5 minutes of the booking (no physical contact made).

๏ Without refund: physical or verbal abuse, making/sharing a visual recording, non-consensual condom removal (stealthing), non-consensual third-party(s), wilful exposure to STIs/STDs or other contagious infections/diseases.


— Lastly, by proceeding with a booking, service users acknowledge and agree to the terms and conditions outlined in my profile —