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About me

— Welcome Lads and Gents —

The following blurb is tailored to practical applications. It is not a personal or flirty biography but a concise summary of relevant info for functional use. Please excuse my methodical approach – I’m 'real' in person, after the business side of things is done :)


PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION CAREFULLY. I have included user-friendly bullet points and headers for convenience. Please use them :)


{[ Services I DO offer ]}

• Incalls: The venue is located in the CBD and has a 9/10 rating on Expedia. I have excellent rapport with the property managers, which significantly mitigates privacy and security concerns inherent to the industry. The venue is in a convenient location, with discreet onsite parking and direct access to the room. The room is clean and spacious, featuring air conditioning, a kitchen, a lounge area, a bathroom, and, most importantly, a practical and comfy bedroom setup. Condiments are provided—just bring your wallet and yourself :)

• Outcalls: No extra charge for bookings within a 30 km radius of the CBD. Please see the 'additional price information' below for outcalls beyond a 30km radius of the CBD. I have my own safe and reliable transportation. Living situations must be discussed and agreed upon prior to booking confirmation (e.g., 2+ people present at the venue or RVs).

• Phone consultations: 30-minute phone consultations can be provided for service users who need more guidance in making bookings.

• Standard bookings: include one shot, handjob, blowjob, intercourse, massage, and standard sex-positions (doggy-style kneeling or standing, and missionary with male or female on top).

• GFE bookings: include standard booking services, plus multishots, multiple sex-positions, passionate kissing, passionate mutual oral (includes cunnilingus), and are basically more “girlfriendly”.


{[ Services I DO NOT offer ]}

• 45 minute services or services under 30 minutes.

• Virtual: I do not provide ANY virtual services, except for phone consultations. I do not send pictures. I do not engage in lengthy conversations via text/email. If our business requires extensive consultation, a phone consultation service and fee will be required.

• Natural: Absolutely NO natural services are provided in my business.

• Car jobs: Absolutely NO car jobs are provided in my business.


{[ Grey Areas ]}

• Extras: I have some experience with 'role-play,' 'tease and tie,' ‘greek,' and 'light BDSM.' If you are interested in the extras listed above, an initial (separate) booking of standard/GFE is required to build rapport. Afterward, I will consider providing the extra(s) depending on compatibility and feasibility. If an extra you are interested in is not listed on my profile, I do not provide that service, so please do not ask.

• 24+ hour bookings: A 10% deposit is required to secure a booking, as well as separate sleeping quarters (i.e., Airbnb, hotel, motel, etc.). If you are unable to provide separate sleeping quarters, a shorter initial (separate) GFE/standard booking is required to build rapport. Afterward, I will consider providing a longer service depending on compatibility and feasibility.

• ‘Pre-booking’ vs. ‘Available now’: Pre-bookings are preferred because I can plan for and around the booking. The biggest concerns here is my preparedness (quality control regarding logistics, etc.) and service users missing out.

• RSVP: In case I am otherwise engaged, service users may receive a delayed response after reaching out to me. I will RSVP as soon as I am available to do so. However, if you would prefer that I DO NOT RSVP, please state this in a concluding message.


{[ Musts ]}

• Pay upfront and in cash: for all services/rates agreed upon. I do not accept bank transfers.

• Be healthy: Health exam upfront - namely for STDs/STIs and contagious infections/diseases. If you are unwell, either in the ethereal or corporeal sense, the booking may be terminated upon discovery of ill health. Depending on the circumstances (e.g., if you knowingly expose me to an STI), you may not receive a refund.

• Shower: All service users must shower to a satisfactory degree immediately before the service commences. Service users who shower before I am present will be scrutinised. Please don’t be offended if I ask you to shower again.

• Wear a condom: This is non-negotiable. A condom must be worn throughout any sexual acts.


{[ Immediate Termination ]}

• With refund: service users may terminate the booking within the first 5 minutes of the booking (no physical contact made).

• Without refund: physical or verbal abuse, non-consensual condom removal (stealthing), wilful exposure to STIs/STDs or other contagious infections/diseases.


— Lastly, by proceeding with a booking, service users acknowledge and agree to the terms and conditions outlined in my profile —