Laura Palmer

Drink me up, feel my soul.

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May 20, 2021 12:40

170 cm
70 kg
Cup size
Price 1 hour


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I promise you I'm not like any other woman you've ever been with. I'm real, I'm honest, and I want to have just as good of a time as you, if not preferably more ;)

I am not your classic good girl. I am not a boring bimbo on your arm. I am a disturbingly unique snowflake; an arthouse experiment you've yet to encounter. I'm smarter than you'll want me to be, and cocky to boot, but if you treat me right your life will be a wildfire adventure you may or may not regret. Originally from Seattle, I have a Masters in Compsych, previously lived in Phuket, Thailand (Phued passad Thai dai!) and have just relocated to Wellington about 6 months ago. I have a passion for books, art, animals, video games, music and adventures. I'm fairly alternative and certainly cynical. I have an ever-growing collection of nerdy tattoos I'm sure you'll be keen to discover. Outside of university I spend most of my time gaming, practicing guitar, doing yoga/pilates, screenwriting and acting, volunteering and attending psychology conferences/research groups, taking photos or making art in other forms, partying, travelling, dancing, swimming, meditating, camping, watching films, reading novels and comics, going to plays/live music/museums, going out for food/drinks, spending time with my animals, and meeting new people. I'm absolutely obsessed with David Lynch, Bret Easton Ellis, Zelda, and vaporwave. I'm a little bit Mona Flowers meets Daria with a dire wanderlust, a bit (or a lot) of a tom boy babygirl, but also a very strong, confident woman.

I am an experienced woman, but I'm always interested to try new things, so give me a ring if you want to explore our bodies together, or if you just want a one-on-one experience that isn't just your run-of-the-mill, one-hitter-quitter. My favourite dates are personal and fun, especially with dinner and a drink and maybe some dd/lg roleplay or toys if that's up your alley. But don't worry, I'm also quite happy to spit in your mouth and tell you what to do if that's what you want, you dirty dirty boy... But if you're more keen for a simple chat and a cuddle that's always a lovely time as well, so long as you treat me right - so let's make some real memories; let's have an adventure together daddio!


English, Thai
Place of service
Escort, Incall
Meeting with
Men and women
Hair color
Body type
Te Aro


30 mins
1 hour
2 hours

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